What is a woman? All right, class, today's question is, what is a woman? Angel? Someone with long hair? Perfect. I'm a woman. Yeah, I think so. No, a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman. I identify as a woman. It doesn't work like that. Why? Wait, so how does it work? It's about how someone identifies. So if he says he's a woman, he's not. Wh
It's still insane how it took Tobey Maguire 156 takes to get this scene right without CGI 😳. Wow. Big reflexes. Thanks. No problem. Hey, uh, blue eyes. I didn't notice without your glasses. You just get contacts? Well, see ya.
Even in memory, Mickey's corner is never empty. You know, kid, I know how you feel about this fight that's coming up, because I was young once too. And I tell you something, well, if you wasn't here, I probably wouldn't be alive today. The fact that you're here and doing as well as you're doing gives me, what do you call it, the motivation, huh? To
All for me to take! Again me?! Just tease me? Another Doggo exists! What you doing, old guy?! No moving!! Fed up totally! Only I'm diligent in family! Run away tomorrow! No more work for me!
How do I know if my boyfriend loves me 100%? Does he fart in front of you when he's alone with you? Ah, yes. Does your father fart when he is with your mom? Yes. Couples who fart together, stay together. I'm prescribing you three farts a day. And do it right in front of your boyfriend. And see how much he loves you. Okay. Next!
Director: Keanu, the line was APOLOGIZE 😂🤣 Konichiwa. Konichiwa is Japanese. It's insulting to Koreans. How am I supposed to tell if you can't? Fuck's that supposed to mean white boy? Means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black and drive Jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead dog munching dink you are if you
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