When the Only Thing Getting Blown is the Transmission. Woman: How's it going? Man: Oh, not so good. Your transmission is definitely blown. Woman: Being blown doesn't sound so bad now, does it? Man: Oh, it's bad. It's gonna cost you two grand at least to fix. Not to mention your brake pads are completely bald. Woman: I've got something else that's c
She Really Thought She Was On To Something. Did you know that a BJ ends with the word job because it sucks, but when you go down on a girl, it's called eating out because it's a privilege. Yeah. And you know that's why you have a job to do every day, and I can only eat out a few times a month.
Pete Hegseth made it clear Americans come first. If you kill Americans, if you threaten Americans anywhere on Earth, we will hunt you down without apology and without hesitation, and we will kill you. Keep Real. Stay Alive!
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