Why are we here? I lost my ring last night in a bet. I'm missing a finger. I tried getting it back, but this half-a*s won't negotiate. So how'd you lose your most prized possession? Thumb wrestling. You lost to Santa's helper? Why the f**k am I here? I hurt my back. Make it easier on yourself. The classics. What do you prefer to be called? Jumbo or
Dom, I don't know what to do with this. All right, what the hell is this? What do you got there? This is your car. My car? I said, a 10-second car, not a 10-minute car. You could push this across the finish line, or tow it. Couldn't even tow that across the finish line. No faith. Oh, I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard, this is a garage.
TikTok @luckyonya16 I'm carrying your love with me West Virginia down to Tennessee I'll be moving when the good Lord speaks Carrying your love with me It's my strength, I'm holding on Every minute that I have to be gone I'll have everything I'll ever need
Telling my Latina GF we are eating at Twin Peaks... We're here, baby. You hungry? At Twin Peaks? You don't like it? I don't. You told me to choose. And from everything you're gonna choose Twin Peaks? I mean, yeah. Watch some sports, eat, drinks, scenic views. Scenic views? If that's what you want, I can give you a scenic view. What is that supposed
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