Why is cooking so hard? The recipe you gave me has pasta water in it, but my grocery store doesn't sell it. Holy fuck on a spatula. Did you just say that out loud? Pasta water isn't something you fucking buy at a store, dumbass. It's what's left in the damn pot after you boil your pasta. You save a cup.
I'm in stitches again. This video just keeps getting better. FcknHistory STITCH INCOMING. Why you guys are so worried about Iran having a nuclear weapon? Because nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people. Right? Right, right. Yeah, Cass Elliot. And Iran is run by bad people who want to do harm to the world. So they shouldn't have nuclea
If anyone insults your mum, show them this 😉. Well, your mama is so... Hold it, wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't bring anyone's mother into this. She ain't here. And if it wasn't for your mother, you wouldn't be here. Mother, I always love her. My mother. So treat her right, treat her right. If it's for the moan and the visible groan from the pa
Why did the F-22 Raptor's bubble canopy make Putin furious? During one of his visits to the United States, Putin was surrounded by America's deadliest jets: the F-22 Raptor and the F-35 Lightning II. As cameras flashed, he was caught staring at the F-22 longer than anyone expected. Nobody knew why until he returned to Moscow. See, Putin isn't just
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