You got any white bread? Yes. I'll have some toasted white bread, please. You want butter or jam on that toast, honey? No, ma'am. Dry. Got any fried chicken? You want chicken wings or chicken legs? Four fried chickens and a Coke. And some dry white toast, please. Be up in a minute. We got two hunkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchant.
A guy walks into the bar with his neck like this, he says to the guy, give me a scotch. He says, it's a nice joint you got here. It's a neighborhood place. I says, yeah, we got a lot of regular people coming in here. He says, yeah, give me another scotch. Guy walks up, he says, you new around here? He says, yeah, I am. He says, got a little troubl
The bloopers are funnier than the movie 😂 The transcribed audio includes: That's it. I'm calling the conductor. Suck a bag of dicks, lady. Fuck you sideways, sir. One stop. Then you get off my motherfucking train and learn to speak fucking Japanese. Fucking d- what the fuck? You're very handsome. You know, I took a good hard look at myself in that mirror and I didn't like what I saw.
faces behind famous voices
Have you ever wondered who the voice actor was behind this voice? Well, now you have a face to the name. Hi, I'm a voice actor. You've probably heard me somewhere in the world. You know, Bluetooth connected. And if you call me an a**, make sure to put smart in front of it, and instant after it. My way, my way, or the turn left to merge onto the hi
Yo What does that even mean? Oh my god, so all the stuff I make I like I make it on the spot myself I've never made like traditional Irish music before. Can you play an example? I Can try I'm gonna make something that you guys are gonna have a hard time dancing to but I could do my best
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