You know what I love about Satan? Apparently, the motherfucker has the busiest legal department in human history. Every time somebody does something absolutely horrific, somebody shows up to explain that was Satan. Oh, thank God. For a second there, I thought the murderer might be responsible for the fucking murder. No, no, apparently Satan was inv
Part 2. Ugly makeup to see husband's reaction. They taking me to jail. Uh-uh, I'm not aiding and abetting. I don't look like that. It looks like... Stop. On the live, somebody told me I look like Beyoncé. Like that? Yeah. They did. Sometimes people lie to people. No, they said, 'Girl, you look exactly like Beyoncé.' They said that you would love it
I smile and I tell them that you're just away. There's a leaving kind of lonely that settles in the bones. A house can hold a thousand things and still feel like a stone. I keep your name beside me like a match I won't strike, afraid of what it starts, afraid of one more night if love is a long road. I miss the final turn. Now every mile without yo
03-25-2026 Wed 16:39:32 (U). 100% electric. DPD. Zero. A DPD delivery driver is at a gate when a tractor with a hay bale on its front loader backs into his van, pushing it forward. The driver looks surprised as the tractor continues to push the van before driving past.
Remember: when something goes wrong in the circus, they send in the clowns to distract the audience. Well, something has gone very wrong with this circus, and the clowns are everywhere. What the fuck?
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