CUMBRELLAS? I was today years old when I found out false eyelashes were invented in the 1800s by a French prostitute. Do you wanna know what she called them? You wanna know. I don't care if you don't wanna know, I'm telling you now. She called them cumbrellas. And she called them that because she used them to keep the semen from getting in her eyes
If you raise your gun again, you're dead. Aim at the family, you're dead. If you move too fast from where you're standing, dead. In fact, I'd say dropping your weapons and putting your hands behind your head's the only viable option, but that's your choice. Well, we got guns and hostages here. I see that. Do you really think you can draw and fire b
I really want to make clear how important it is what you are doing on Iran. This is first of all about the nuclear capability Iran was basically getting its hands on. And that would have been a threat to the region, it would have been a threat to the whole world. This is a country which is exporting chaos, it is exporting terrorism. And they were v
Miss these old cartoons. Suffering succotash! Look at the size of that house! Boy, acres and acres of Tweety Bird, and it's mine, all mine! I tawt I taw a puddy tat! Well, what are you doing out of your cage, Tweety? Back you go. I'd better hang your cage up here while I'm gone. Oh, that puddy tat, he's up to no good. Now, where did that easy-peasy
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