My son called me
“D...dad, can you play catch with me?”
I was at an important work lunch
“No thanks. Take me off your list,” I said before hanging up
Really bad sales pitch
He didn’t explain why this would benefit me
My client was impressed
Everyone in the restaurant stood up to applaud me for being a brave businessman
That thick, raven hair... Those tightly fit clothes... What are these unholy desires? No one turns other men gay like Gaston!
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Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.
No one’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an
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