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avatar Joseph Mitchell
A MIDGET AT THE URINAL KEPT WINKING AT ME SO I TOLD HIM THAT I WASN'T GAY. HE SAID,

A MIDGET AT THE URINAL KEPT WINKING AT ME SO I TOLD HIM THAT I WASN'T GAY. HE SAID, "ME NEITHER, YOU KEEP SPLASHING INTO MY EYE."

#Humor#Meme#sexual orientation#bathroom#Joke
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avatar Patricia Lee
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump May your potatoes & gravy have nary a lump May your yams be delicious and your pecan pie too... ... and if you need a bigger kitchen next year I'm the perfect agent for you! Rosemary Martinez Carrington Real Estate Services BRE 01313178 559-824-5400 rosemary@califresnorealty.com

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump May your potatoes & gravy have nary a lump May your yams be delicious and your pecan pie too... ... and if you need a bigger kitchen next year I'm the perfect agent for you! Rosemary Martinez Carrington Real Estate Services BRE 01313178 559-824-5400 rosemary@califresnorealty.com

#Humor#advertising#thanksgiving#real estate
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avatar Mark Manson
I'd jump up and down for joy but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense.

I'd jump up and down for joy but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense.

#nsfw#Humor#body-positive#Joke
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avatar Charlie Chocolate
Taco Bell three sides of eggs and two sides of steak 250 calories and 55 g of protein. It was only $4.25

Taco Bell three sides of eggs and two sides of steak 250 calories and 55 g of protein. It was only $4.25

#Food#Humor#social-media#Pets#Memes
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avatar John Paul
My ex in prison is planning to kill me when he gets out. Is there anything I can do? Locked because too many people think that 'go get a gun' is legal advice. It's not.

My ex in prison is planning to kill me when he gets out. Is there anything I can do? Locked because too many people think that 'go get a gun' is legal advice. It's not.

#Criminal Law#Safety
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avatar Patricia Lee
I'm that bitch. Been that bitch. Still that bitch. Gon stay that bitch.

I'm that bitch. Been that bitch. Still that bitch. Gon stay that bitch.

#nsfw#bold#confident#Meme#slang
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