Being a lawyer is hard but winning is very fun. I feel like there aren’t many jobs where a person in authority says “okay you are the winner” and then signs a little piece of paper declaring that to be true.
I got a bunch of dental surgery and while waiting for a cab to go home a dude catcalled me so I just let a ton of blood fall out my mouth
9:55 PM - 23 Aug 2017
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I wish i could do that on command cause I've never seen a dude immediately regret his decision more
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