Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) If somebody pitched this to me as an idea for a Babylon Bee headline I would reject it for being too ludicrous. Pubity (@pubity) An 86 year old man in the U.K. was fined $334 for spitting out a leaf that flew into his mouth, with police saying he was "littering". He appealed it and had the fine reduced to $200.
REMEMBER WHEN WE LEARNED THAT OUR WEALTHIEST AND MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE WERE CONNECTED TO A GUY WHO RAN A LITERAL CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING? AND THEN THAT GUY DIED MYSTERIOUSLY IN A JAIL? AND NOW WE JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. VANCE WROTE IN A SEPT. 4, 2021; POST ON TWITTER:
⚡ Battlefield science has been advanced in the SMO. It was discovered that soldiers with big a gut have far higher survivability rate due to the slanted nature of the armor. Just like in WW2 when the T-34 pioneered angled armor to deflect shells. Major achievement of technology.
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