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avatar Charlie Chocolate
Teacher: You can't breathe underwater. Me:

Teacher: You can't breathe underwater. Me:

avatar jojo9
I didn’t even know this was an option

I didn’t even know this was an option

avatar Mark Manson
Never discuss cheese with rats, talk bread with birds, or make moves with snakes.
Session ID: 1099092.

Never discuss cheese with rats, talk bread with birds, or make moves with snakes. Session ID: 1099092.

avatar Gaie Houston
Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) If somebody pitched this to me as an idea for a Babylon Bee headline I would reject it for being too ludicrous. Pubity (@pubity) An 86 year old man in the U.K. was fined $334 for spitting out a leaf that flew into his mouth, with police saying he was

Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) If somebody pitched this to me as an idea for a Babylon Bee headline I would reject it for being too ludicrous. Pubity (@pubity) An 86 year old man in the U.K. was fined $334 for spitting out a leaf that flew into his mouth, with police saying he was "littering". He appealed it and had the fine reduced to $200.

avatar John Paul
Just sucking today’s bullshit out of my head

Just sucking today’s bullshit out of my head

avatar John Paul
I'm seeing things

I'm seeing things

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