Cooter & The Cop Episode #1. You know why I pulled you over? Well, if you forgot, how am I supposed to remember? Do you have any ID? Any ID about what? An ID. Tells me who you are. I can tell you who I am. I'm Cooter McScooter. Have you never been pulled over before? Is that what this is? Yes. No. Okay, so when you go fly, they ask you for an ID. W
They don't make them like this anymore. Hello, Mr. Chapelle. Do you know what you'd like for your in-flight meal? What are you serving? Oh, we have fish or chicken. Ooh-Wee! I just heard the magic words—chicken! Go on, order you a big bucket, n*gga, and take a bite! You black motherf*cker! You don't want no fish! Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I just realized
Bitch, what would you do if I won the lottery? I'd take half and leave your ass. Well, bitch, I won ten dollars. Here's five. Get the fuck out. This is funny lol
singing. Get back in the f**king car! Get in the car! Oh my God! What the? Why the f**k is it so messy? Jesus! There's so much sh*t in here! What's wrong with you? Do you have kids? No. God, it's disgusting. I'm just a girl. F**k! Stay there. F**k! For f**k's sake. Yay! It's so clean. *engine starts* What the f**k is that sound? Is that your engine
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