That Trick Won't Work On Him. Heller? Mr. Heller. Hi. I'm Ms. Kees. Yes, Ms. Kees Saffron. Please come in. Take a seat. As you know, I'm looking for a new assistant. My job is a very big one. Assistant? I thought I was here to sell you Girl Scout cookies. You're being funny. You're funny. That's good. Good. I'm glad I can be funny. I usually get 'a
One of the funniest sketches ever made. Ah, driving the infidels from our motherland. We are not afraid to... are they subtitles? They are, aren't they? What do I need subtitles for? Can't you understand what I'm saying? I studied English at the bloody American University in Cairo. Well obviously I can understand what you're saying. Oh, you see how
When you join a friend group with a group leader... Bro, I just added you to the group chat. Okay, sweet! Oh, dude, and you gotta meet Amos. He's the best! Yeah, dude, can't wait. Group Leader: Let's get food. Waiting in the driveway. Eh, we literally just ate. What's going on? Hey. Guys, what are we doing? Hey. Where we going? Come on, let's go! N
They don't make comedy like this anymore 😂 How's the view through the periscope, Lieutenant? Very good, Captain. And the microscope? Nothing to report, sir. Good. How's the kaleidoscope? It's amazing, sir. What have you got there, officer? I'm on the endoscope, sir. I think I can see a torpedo.
I'm an encyclopedia company and I'm going to sell you some encyclopedias. Well, I must tell you. Nope, you're not going to throw me out after you hear the kind of deal I can make you. I have somebody here already with my wife. Yeah, well, that's all right. I'll talk to your wife too. Madam, I don't mean to trade on fear, but... What's with lies ins
When Tim Conway's slow fall made everyone break character and laugh uncontrollably 😂. THE OLDEST MAN IN CANOGA FALLS. (Laughter and indistinct speech from actors)
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