MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?
A nun gets into a taxi. She notices the driver is staring at her. Nun: "Is something wrong, my son?" Driver: "I've always had a fantasy of being kissed by a nun." The nun agrees, but only if he is single and Catholic. He says he is. She gives him a long, passionate kiss. The driver starts crying. Nun: "Why are you crying?" Driver: "I lied. I'm marr
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