The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!
Remember: when something goes wrong in the circus, they send in the clowns to distract the audience. Well, something has gone very wrong with this circus, and the clowns are everywhere.
REPORT: Man Arrested After Attending 12 Strangers' Weddings This Summer for Free Food and Alcohol, But Guests Say He Kept the Dance Floor Alive. Erik: This dude looks like a blast. I'm gonna invite him to my wedding.
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