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avatar Isabella Lewis
The police just pulled me over and said,

The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!

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avatar Zoe ZZZ
Remember: when something goes wrong in the circus, they send in the clowns to distract the audience. Well, something has gone very wrong with this circus, and the clowns are everywhere.

Remember: when something goes wrong in the circus, they send in the clowns to distract the audience. Well, something has gone very wrong with this circus, and the clowns are everywhere.

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avatar Sophia Rich
Hows your diet doing? Fuck you.

Hows your diet doing? Fuck you.

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avatar jojo9
SEX IS FUN. A LOT OF FUN. KINKYQUOTES.COM

SEX IS FUN. A LOT OF FUN. KINKYQUOTES.COM

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avatar Jacob Junior
REPORT: Man Arrested After Attending 12 Strangers' Weddings This Summer for Free Food and Alcohol, But Guests Say He Kept the Dance Floor Alive. Erik: This dude looks like a blast. I'm gonna invite him to my wedding.

REPORT: Man Arrested After Attending 12 Strangers' Weddings This Summer for Free Food and Alcohol, But Guests Say He Kept the Dance Floor Alive. Erik: This dude looks like a blast. I'm gonna invite him to my wedding.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
I'm in a Wal-Mart parking lot watching a woman who can't remember where she parked. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.

I'm in a Wal-Mart parking lot watching a woman who can't remember where she parked. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.

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