Bernie Sanders Have you ever avoided taking an ambulance because you could not afford it? The ambulance is not your taxi to the hospital. what in the god damn fuck is it then sir
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute. "Do you know who the father is?" Prostitute replies, "Oh! For goodness sakes, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
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