Met a 7 yr old girl at McDonald’s. She stared for a while then said “why are you so ugly?” I paused then whispered to her “I’m not supposed to tell, but I came back in a Time Machine. I’m YOU, from the future. She cried 20 solid minutes.

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Met a 7 yr old girl at McDonald’s. She stared for a while then said “why are you so ugly?” I paused then whispered to her “I’m not supposed to tell, but I came back in a Time Machine. I’m YOU, from the future. She cried 20 solid minutes.

I've seen a lot in my life, but never a smoking car holding a selfie stick.

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