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avatar Charlie Chocolate
LOOKS GREAT, UNTIL ROOMBA'S DUMB ASS SUMMONS THE DEVIL

LOOKS GREAT, UNTIL ROOMBA'S DUMB ASS SUMMONS THE DEVIL

avatar Anthony Miller
My roomba just beat me to a Cheeto that I dropped on the floor. This is how the war against machines begins.

My roomba just beat me to a Cheeto that I dropped on the floor. This is how the war against machines begins.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Just heard my mom shouting

Just heard my mom shouting "DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE ROOMBA IS" and then 2 minutes later, more quietly, "aww poor roomba how’d you get stuck there sweetie"

avatar jojo9
Me: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won't satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all
Therapist: Can we go back to discussing your childhood

Me: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won't satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all Therapist: Can we go back to discussing your childhood

avatar Olivia Veqqie
My Roomba just beat me to an M&M I dropped on the ground. I guess this is how the war against machines will begin.

My Roomba just beat me to an M&M I dropped on the ground. I guess this is how the war against machines will begin.

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