IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you're calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you're making an order. They'll ask if there's someone in the room. You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far
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THESE TRICKS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY
1. Sudden panic attack - Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode.
2. Heart beating too fast - Cough 2-3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm.
3. Can't breathe properly - Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly.
4. Feeling dizzy
HELP! SOMEONE HELP US! (Shane) WHAT THE... OH, MY GOD. OH, HELL, NO. GOD, I LOVE THIS JOB. MR. CROSSLEY, YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR WIFE DOWN. I'VE GOT HER. JUST LET GO OF HER ANKLES. I'M NOT PUTTING HER DOWN. IF I PUT HER DOWN, SHE GOES OUT. SIR, WE'RE DOCTORS. WE CAN HELP. SHOW 'EM, HONEY. (exhales) (grunts) OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH I CAN'T FEEL A PULSE. STA
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