My girlfriend, behind my back, was calling me Porcahontas. Taco Belly wakes a second. Vigga, please, Gimdor, Dyson. Snow White, Jake, from Steak Farm. Shaquille O'Neal, her pronouns, V-O-F-O. Christina, a gorilla. Ariana, extra grande. Tanger, Belle, Bricella. Whitney, Ux, and Beyonce. The U.
This is the hip hop, the hippie, the hippie hippie, hippie hippie, hippie hoplin' Don't stop the rockin' to the bang bang boogie Say up jump the boogie, there's a rhythm of the boogie hippie No, what the hell is to the taste that I'm rappin' to the beat Have you used the curve? And my friends are gonna turn to boogie me Say bye bye, I am wonderful
The kid’s just too smart😭 Who's better, boys or girls? Boys. Girls. Really? Who walked on the moon first? Um... Who's the richest person in the world? Who invented the light bulb? Good point, but women gave birth to them. Ooh. But who put the baby in there? Everything that I said makes you love.
Which felons are you picking up on Bill? Number one, Manslaughter. She could have manslaughtered my heart. Number two, Aggravated Assault. She looked aggravated. Number three, Kidnapping. Who she kidnapped? Number four, Arson. Now, she got the look in her eyes. Uh-uh, I'm already traumatized in all these fires. Number five, Drug Trafficking.
Everyone does it! Now you can do it too! Shut the fuck up! Shut your mouth! Shut up! Shut the hole in your face! Like that! You can do it! Shhh! Shut up! And shut the fuck up! Shut the hole in your face. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
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