This is what's really needed right now. I want the government to give me all my Social Security money at 13% interest. And I want to be able to have the right to invest it in any way I please. They stole from me for so long, gaining on the interest that they took my money from. I want my money back. I want $13.
I just can't take it no more. I'm getting a divorce. My wife is out after midnight every night, going from bar to bar, driving midnight. Just can't take it no more. Well, what's she doing? She's looking for me.
I occasionally smoke marijuana every single day, and I'll tell you something, I love the pot, I really do. I think they should legalize it everywhere, because it would make the country a little more mellow, wouldn't it? I mean, you guys are drinking, you're going to get violent later, I see it in your eyes, right? If you drink the booze, you get t
I am the only man on earth that can't get sick. I can't get sick at all. I can't even catch a cold. I was the crippled man that didn't want to be crippled anymore. So I found out how Jesus was doing what Jesus did. He was teaching what I did long before I did this 2,000 years ago and change. It's science. I proved your religion wrong. Jesus was no
There's got to be a sort of a coming-to-Jesus moment of national security emergencies that I think that the president and his team need to look at because we're in a place where the former president of the United States, a former president, former director of national intelligence, former director of the CIA, former director of the FBI, a former p
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