Do you ever have to sneeze while you're taking a piss? It's frightening, isn't it? It's frightening because actually you can't do it. It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won't let it happen. Your brain says, stop pissing! We're going to sneeze now! Because your brain knows you might blow your asshole out. George Carlin
15 years on our dime check this out for me because i've been on food stamps for the past 15 years you do realize that i qualified for food stamps because of my income right because i don't have any income i haven't had income in the past 15 years and i have been able to have my my bills paid my food paid for and i'm in section 8 housing this is ri
Would you let me cheat on you?? Would you let me cheat on you? Yes, yeah, I would. But why? Well, because whenever men cheat, it's like they're already programmed to do it. You could go to a bar and get absolutely drunk and go have a one-night stand, and you could cheat, and it doesn't mean anything for you. It means absolutely nothing, and then you'll come back home to me becau
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