Part 2. Shh. Yeah, haha. He beat Rodney across his back with a belt so hard, it knocked the sound out of him. When you can hit somebody so hard, you put them on mute. Rodney turned around in slow motion back here. Without punctuation and text formatting. Oh, y'all think that was funny? Rodney tried to call the police on my daddy. Let me tell you wh
FYI: DIRTY JOKE! dirty joke coming in 3, 2, 1. If you don't like dirty jokes, don't get your twat in a knot. If you do like dirty jokes, I'm your gal. I'm Caroline and I'm kind of funny sometimes. So, today's joke, ready? There are two men and they're hanging out at a coffee shop and they've already ordered their drinks but they're just kind of wai
Walk through a county courthouse square. And on a park bench, an old man was sitting there. I said, 'Your old courthouse is kind of run down.' He said, 'No, it'll do for our little town.' I said, 'Your old flagpole's kind of leaned a little bit, and that's a ragged old flag you got hanging on it.' He said, 'Have a seat.' And I sat down. He said, 'I
My 27-year-old girlfriend is pregnant. God is good. Let me tell you a story. A hunter rushes out before sunrise. He grabs what he thinks is his rifle. Turns out it's an umbrella. He sees a deer, points, pulls the handle, and the deer falls. That's impossible. Somebody else must have shot it. My point exactly. Oh my goodness. Well, I'll be damn.
A young mother named Leah Katz from Los Angeles was traveling from Los Angeles to New York with her four-year-old son, Avi. There was a scheduled stopover in Chicago before their flight home. Leah was in the middle of a painful divorce and was moving back to New York to rebuild her life, and she scraped together just enough money for two one-way ti
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