You say yes, you turn someone else's problems into yours. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's true. Give you an example. Say your name again, big homie. That's Jose. Jose says to me, Ice, can you take me to the airport? I say, yeah, man, I got you. I got to get up. I got to get gas in my car. I got to be on time. I got to pick Jose up. I got to get him to the airport. Mad at me.
Met a 7 yr old girl at McDonald’s. She stared for a while then said “why are you so ugly?” I paused then whispered to her “I’m not supposed to tell, but I came back in a Time Machine. I’m YOU, from the future. She cried 20 solid minutes.
went boat his boat to negotiate for the trading of war prisoners the people in the fort refused to take the flag down the lawyer was allowed to leave the ship
when I got home from work yesterday 😂🤣😂💀 his bed was made everything was picked up so I opened the letter and here's what it said 😂🤣😂💀 she's pregnant 😂🤣😂💀 so we're growing some for ourselves to trade with other people in the trailer park 😂🤣😂💀 none of the above is true 😂🤣😂💀 mine is on the kitchen table
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