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Just Got Fired From Walmart
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Just Got Fired From Walmart Pest Control

avatar Agni Gauss
I have this incredible ability to predict what's inside a wrapped present. It's a gift

I have this incredible ability to predict what's inside a wrapped present. It's a gift

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Costume party
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre
28/10/2017, 16:50

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Costume party Host: What are you? Me: A harp Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre 28/10/2017, 16:50 8,673 Retweets 27K Likes

avatar Anthony Miller
maybe hot chocolate just wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes :(

2:34 PM · 20/06/2021

isfj @isfj
 i think you should sleep

maybe hot chocolate just wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes :( 2:34 PM · 20/06/2021 isfj @isfj i think you should sleep

avatar Jeremy Jordan
If by clubbing you mean eating club sandwiches, then yes, I love clubbing

If by clubbing you mean eating club sandwiches, then yes, I love clubbing

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When you have a big Hart and a small Johnson\nHahaha\n\nKevin Hart\n@KevinHart4Real\nWhat the actual fuck guys

When you have a big Hart and a small Johnson\nHahaha\n\nKevin Hart\n@KevinHart4Real\nWhat the actual fuck guys

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