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avatar Charlie Chocolate
I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A MICROWAVE DINNER, BECAUSE I'M READY IN 5 MINUTES, LOOK NOTHING LIKE MY PHOTO'S AND JUST SATISFYING FOR YOU TO WAN'T ME AGAIN WHEN YOU'RE DESPERATE

I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A MICROWAVE DINNER, BECAUSE I'M READY IN 5 MINUTES, LOOK NOTHING LIKE MY PHOTO'S AND JUST SATISFYING FOR YOU TO WAN'T ME AGAIN WHEN YOU'RE DESPERATE

avatar John Paul
Once you get past my foul mouth, anxiety, dark sense of humor, awkwardness and sarcasm, I really am a delight to be around

Once you get past my foul mouth, anxiety, dark sense of humor, awkwardness and sarcasm, I really am a delight to be around

avatar Sophia Rich
I know I won't get a love because I'm too old and ugly. A simple

I know I won't get a love because I'm too old and ugly. A simple "Hi" would make my day better.

avatar Anthony Miller
I have a bumper sticker that says

I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Think I'm Sexy." Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
wish my parents would've added some nepo to the tism they gave me

wish my parents would've added some nepo to the tism they gave me

avatar Jacob Junior
My ugly ass trying to laugh my way into your panties

My ugly ass trying to laugh my way into your panties

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