Back when TV was funny and entertaining. rather spend the night with A, your wife, or B... B. Excuse me! But am I invisible? Possibly from Pluto. That's very touching, honey. Now rub my feet. Yeah, I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them. Just about had enough of you. Well, you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drin
Three's company. Okay, Chrissy, I'll get in the tub with you, then we can get it on. Get next to me, I'll show you what to do. This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this. Maybe so, but girls are better at this than boys. Come on, Chrissy, a little less talk and a little more action, okay? Okay, you do your part, I'll do mine. I don't thi
Pardon me asking, but uh, does your husband do a lot of the cooking around your house? He does all of it. He loves it. Oh. Well, uh, aren't you a little afraid of what people could think? You mean that I'm a lazy wife? No, that he's a fag.
Amy, you remember Ross? Not really. But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date. That was me. No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade. Still me. No, I'm not talking about you. It was your fat friend's brother with that bad afro, remember? Amy, I'm gonna save you some time
He's not very sophisticated when it comes to adult sexual relationships. Yours? Alan, she's like 16. And again I ask, yours? No, she's coming from Jake's room. Why would a girl be leaving Jake's room at 7:00 in the morning? Why do you think? Ohh, c'mon. He's 16. Not everybody waits till they're a junior in college, Alan. No, no, this is unacceptabl
Would you shut the hell up? Are you talking to me? No, I'm yelling at you. Shut the hell up! Shut up! And if I don't? Then you'll be gumming the cow kick, Nelly. Take the wheel, Peg. Al! Al! We are in the middle of the expressway! Yes, Jerry, don't you have anything better to do than to pick a fight with a moron? Just who are you calling moron? You
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