When your gf orders pizza while you’re watching the Raiders but you’ve never heard of the “he’s got a gun and keeps threatening his own life” flavor before Goodbye, goodbye My heart can't stop me, bye
Hello, Laura, love. What are you doing there, then? I'm burying my goldfish. Oh, dear. What a shame. Still, it's only a goldfish, I suppose, isn't it? But why are you digging such a big hole, you silly thing? Because it's inside your f***ing cat! She ain't messing around😂 goldfish Whale.io
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over this evening? I'm guessing you think I'm drunk driving. Oh, you know what? It's almost the end of my shift. If you can recite that alphabet backwards, I'll let you go. Okay, uh, Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A. Holy cow, I couldn't even do that if I was sober. Me either.
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