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avatar Agni Gauss

Being First Lady of the United States was exhausting. I mean, I had two teams that had to get me ready to go outside every single day. One team put my makeup on, and the other would wrap my dangling dong around my leg, you know, so it wouldn't dangle all of a sudden on some public event or whatever. But then I had to pee. You know how hard it is to

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avatar John Paul

Tea with Da Vinci

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avatar John Paul

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Holy fucking shit! Oh, we caught that one, dude.

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Corvette Sting Ray

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avatar Gaie Houston

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Oh no. It's Sinless Steve. Jesus can't believe it. He's got a rock. He's lining up his shot. No. Oh no no. Oh. The Son of God with the steel chair.

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