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Fox News Alert. An 18-year-old in Minnesota was just charged with plotting a mass shooting at the Mall of America, a terror plot. His name, Shidakun Abdullahi Mahamoud. Great American name. Federal sources say his parents are both Somali. They flew into New York in 2000. Mom became a citizen in 2010, Dad 2017. How they got in? Still unclear. Mahamo
Whenever you first come into Congress, you get to meet a lot of really interesting people. And one of the people that I got to meet not long after getting elected was somebody by the name of Ilhan Omar. One night we were having late votes on the House Budget Committee, which I serve on, and she was really angry at me. And she was angry because I, I
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