Daddy I have bad news. What happened? Mommy has a boyfriend. What? Who? $20. $20 for what? Information. You're charging me? Yes. Okay. Now who is he? He's very beautiful. Who? Mommy kisses him every day. Every day? Morning kiss, night kiss, sometimes extra kiss. Tell me his name. Me. He charged me $20! Business is business.
Your prayers sound like Denzel Washington. Brother King, thanks for coming in. This is kind of weird, but people have been complaining that when you pray for them they're kind of distracted because you sound too much like Denzel Washington. And they told you that, but they didn't come and tell me. So that's the problem. Everybody's skipping over me
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