Wheelchair is not for Grandma. Why do you have a wheelchair in your room? Is your grandma staying with you or something? Oh, that wheelchair's for you. Wheelchair's for me? Yeah. I can walk perfectly fine. Right now you can, but after we f***, you're not gonna be up for about one or two days. When your legs don't work like they used to before.
Why do men go silent during an argument? Well, it's not that we're trying to ignore you, it's we're trying to choose between three very wrong options. Three? What three? Well, option one is telling you the truth, and that lands you on the couch 100% of the time. Me on the couch. So that's the wrong option. Option two is to tell you what you want to
One day we'll be old and gray together. And eventually one of us will have to say goodbye first. So I want to tell you now while I can. You are my greatest love story. My best friend. My everything. If I go first: Celebrate our love, don't mourn it. Remember the laughter, not the tears. Know that I lived my best life because of you.
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