have to have a meeting to figure out what a woman is, then you're not fit to lead an organization, even if that organization is one that loses about $50 million every single year. Here's my message to Cathy Engelbert. I've got a farm, and on my farm, I have a heifer, and I have a bull. The bull is equipped with horns and all. If Cathy Engelbert is
Good morning you bad, beautiful bitch. Here is your to do list for today. Drink your fucking coffee. And once that kicks in, remind yourself what an adorable badass motherfucker you are.
Oh, I'm sorry, were you trying to read? You're the one who tries to read. What just happened? You have your fans, I have mine. Someday, your fans are going to work for my fans. I also need a book for school. What book? I want a dress. Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are? I'd be more worried that she couldn't come up with a single book titl
Oh, so you're an immigrant? I'm not an immigrant. What do you mean? Sorry. What? So I know what you're doing. You're trying to make the argument that if you're not native on this land, those people weren't even native either? You are lying to me, okay? Because you're an immigrant. You're born from immigrants. I'm not an immigrant. You're born from
I believe him. Hi, I'm Whitney. Hi, Whitney. How can I help you? I have a terrible headache. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll get you fixed up. Is there anything else you need? A bottle of water, coffee, mint tea? No, but that's so nice. Usually the clinic doctors are kind of rushed. If you can't be nice, why be a doctor? So, where do you feel the
A famous Italian chef once taught me a secret trick. If you fry the chicken drumsticks for seven minutes on each side until they turn golden, then set them aside. Sift flour in a bowl, then season it with oregano, sweet paprika, salt and black pepper. Mix everything well. Now divide that mix into two bowls. In one, crack in two eggs and splash a li
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