he just goes like this: do you have a question? I have a question. is your hair real? great question ma'am. yeah. it is real, you wanna see? now what if I was bald, would you feel better? you could play Jesus. what's that? you could play Jesus. I could play Jesus? that's what's up. I would rather be on the cross right now talking to you. I'm a prof
This guy discovered the ultimate cheat code for backyard farming. Instead of buying expensive irrigation, he built this zero waste system for under $80. He just dug a simple trench, lined it, and planted his crops right on the edge. Release the fish. Here is why it's pure genius. He added hundreds of fish to the water, creating an endless supply of
PART I PREZ, VP, & JACK SMITH. Do you know why you're here, Jack? I'm here because I followed the evidence. That's all. Followed the evidence? That's cute. Tell them the fucking truth. We have a question. Did you want to be a prosecutor or did you just want to appear to be a prosecutor? Boom! I was appointed special counsel. I did my job. Your job.
Hey, you want to make a bit of money? You should do what I did, get into farming. See, this? I got this selling corn. Comes out of the f*cking ground. I couldn't believe it. You see that? It's made of chicken. It's actually made of chicken. You kill it. You got free chicken. You can sell it to people. Or don't kill it. F*cking eggs come out of thei
Why would anyone grow tomatoes upside down? Most people think roots only grow downward, but tomatoes don't always play by the rules. When you hang them upside down, water and nutrients don't have to fight gravity to reach the fruit. They just flow straight down. It's like an all-day buffet delivered right to the branches. Instead of spending energy
lady, what kind of asian are you? can she talk? do you allow? so how did you find her? She used to be my masseuse! wow wow happy ending for a lifetime how did you communicate with her? She speaks semi English! semi English? And whenever I know she doesn't understand, I go to my phone. do you know you are married? I don't think she knows Does she ha
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