I got a new car. I don't understand anything on it except the fuel gauge. Okay. I'm pulling out of my parking spot in reverse and suddenly the dashboard starts playing a video of somebody getting run over by a car. I forgot about it. Went on my merry way.
Stitch Coming. Hi, I don't know what dumb fuck needs to hear this, but if the options are comply or be shot in the face, we're not living in a free country, moron. That's right, you heard her. Make the pie and get in a hot place. No, no, bro, I'm pretty sure that she said you can either fly or be shot into outer space. What? Y'all sound real stupid
Farm animals. Farm life surrounded by love. When they gather around you, the peace hits different. What are you doing? They did not disappoint. Mommy! Moo! They may not understand, but they know you need them. Kisses for days. If you think chickens don't have feelings, you've never had one hug you. Come here, darling. Hi, darling. Good girl. And of
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