I got a new car. I don't understand anything on it except the fuel gauge. Okay. I'm pulling out of my parking spot in reverse and suddenly the dashboard starts playing a video of somebody getting run over by a car. I forgot about it. Went on my merry way.
What are you doing? The girl! Oh my God. Easy. Easy. You okay? Stay with me. I thought you were destroying the car. You saved her. Sir! Oh my God. Whoever puts Amen, I pray that God will remove four great mountains from your life: pain, suffering, stress, and death. May you pass this blessing on to your family and friends, and may God help them as
Elon Musk humiliates reporter over the "far-right" label. No, I support the normal people. What do you call a far right falsely? You think it's the normal part? Okay. Yes. Literally, you could go back 10 or 15 years. And these, these, these policies were completely normal. In fact, you, you, one of the tricks I think is funny, like take a speech fr
They were playing truth or dare when she turned to the guy and said, 'I bet you wouldn't lick from here to there.' He glanced at the girl by the door, his girlfriend, and joked, 'Your girl's got some nerve.' She smiled in response. Then the guy stepped up to her, following the path her finger traced. Afterward, she looked at Xiao Yun and teased, 'J
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