I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues - Elton John
JUST
SPACE
JUST
PICTURE
FACE
YOUR
HANDS
HANDS
FOR
SECOND
WITHOUT
HESITATION
AND
FORGET
MAN
WAIT
ME
GIRL
IN
NIGHT
HELPS
BUT
EVER
I
SIMPLY
YOU
THAN
LOVE
LIFE
ITSELF
Here's top 5 snacks that are fucking up your body. You definitely don't expect what will be number 1. Number 5. Rizz crackers. Buttery, soft, and fake as fuck. These flaky bastards are made with bleached flour, seed oils, and enough preservatives to outlive you. Number 4. Welch's snacks. "Fruit"? This is candy in disguise. Corn syrup, sugar, gelati
Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? It's kind of so friendly, babe. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test. Oh, to conduct a pot. Blow into this.
It's been a few days, right? Yeah. See? Girl, you don't have to lie to me. I do nail for a long time. I sit in front of people doing pedicure. I can tell the difference between feet smell and Hello Kitty smell. Yo, Hello Kitty smell ew ew. You know, ew ew. So let me help you out, okay? I lose my concentration right now. Hold on.
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