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avatar Gaie Houston

I messed up. I'm sorry. I messed up. The gate won't open. I put my ticket in instead of scanning it. It's gone. Just use your employee fob. I don't work here. You don't work here? I see you on our floor every day. My apartment gets cold. Can I use your fob? No, because then I can't get out. Wait, what are you doing? This worked last time at the Gog

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Buttons, and I have to look down when I press 'em. Donkey Kong sucks. I could build the same game on our house. Donkey Kong House? DK.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

My Iceland Airbnb host: "Go out tonight and the aurora will be visible right from the front door..." Me: "yeah right"

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avatar Gaie Houston

Me walking out of the gas station with pizza and a Red Bull after saying "you too" when the clerk said "sir your card was declined."

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

A man in a karate gi performs various karate moves, making loud kiai sounds.

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Giant moray eel incoming! Hey, hey buddy, watch out, who is it? Go that way. Just keep going backwards. Just keep backing up. Whoa, look at that. Because there's a giant moray eel right in front of you. Do you see him? Like giant. Oh, that's awesome.

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