I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me "Loretta." What? It's my right as a man. Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan? I want to have babies. You want to have babies? It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them. But you can't have babies. Don't you oppress me. I'm not oppressing you. You haven't got a womb. Wher
I got a new car. I don't understand anything on it except the fuel gauge. Okay. I'm pulling out of my parking spot in reverse and suddenly the dashboard starts playing a video of somebody getting run over by a car. I forgot about it. Went on my merry way.
What are you doing? The girl! Oh my God. Easy. Easy. You okay? Stay with me. I thought you were destroying the car. You saved her. Sir! Oh my God. Whoever puts Amen, I pray that God will remove four great mountains from your life: pain, suffering, stress, and death. May you pass this blessing on to your family and friends, and may God help them as
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