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avatar Agni Gauss

It comes to $15.50. I think you'll find you overcharged me. Oh, I did. I'm so sorry. Hey, the customer's always right. Yeah, I am. And that guy's going to win the lottery. I won the lottery! I can finally afford my Alzheimer's treatment. The customer is always right. And that guy's going to become your lover. Babe, what time do you finish work? I w

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

I know you're somewhere out there, somewhere far away. I want you back, I want you back. My neighbors think I'm crazy, but they don't understand. You're all I had, you're all I had. At night when the stars light up my room, I sit by myself talking to the moon, tryna get to you, in hopes you're on the other side talking to me too, or am I a fool who

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avatar Anthony Miller

To everyone I offended this year... FUK YALL Work on yourself so I don't have to do it again next year.

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avatar Patricia Lee

His child accidentally released the handbrake... He chose love over anger.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movement, making sure the tree doesn't fall on them

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

So we raise her up every morning, we take her down every night. We don't let her touch the ground and we fold her up right. On second thought, I do like to brag, 'cause I'm mighty proud of that ragged old flag.

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