Jack and Jill went up the hill, had a shag and had their fill. Didn't fetch a pail of water, Jill went home a dirty daughter. Mary had a little lamb, took it drinking, what a sham. Got it pissed, it shagged around, now it's banned from every jam. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, show me where the strippers are. Up above the pub so high, flash your ti
Daddy, I had two damn good reasons. Written by Heather James. Daddy got a phone call halfway through his shift. Sir, come get your daughter, we got a situation here. He said, 'What'd she do?' They said, 'She's suspended, and there's a ticket coming too before this thing is ended.' He said, 'A ticket? Lord, what happened at that school?' They said,
I don't want Muslims in my country. That's racist, Donald. Islam is not race, Ilhan. It's a chosen religion. You can choose not to be Muslim. No, I can't. If I leave the religion, I'll be killed. Back to my first point. By the way, did you know if USA were governed by Islamic principles, the Epstein files wouldn't exist? Well, of course it wouldn't
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