A person is repairing a pothole on a wet street at night. They open bags labeled 'COLD ASPHALT PATCH', pour the contents into the pothole, spread it with a shovel and rake, and then compact it with a machine.
Go away, stop following me. Hey, you want to tell me why you're bothering this young lady? Oh no, no, no, no, no, officer, this is my daughter, tell him. Sir, I don't know who you are. She's joking. I'm not dangerous. I think I just embarrassed her a little. A little? That sweatshirt embarrasses me a little. Yep, that's your daughter. The cop immed
She's too expensive. I'm leaving her here! Hey! I said no returns! When your daughter is too expensive. She's all yours. She's way too expensive. Hey, hey Kareem, I can't afford both of them. I got her mother. No, take me with you! Take me with you! I'm not staying here! POV: your girlfriend is too expensive. I'm returning these. Too expensive. Tha
Governor Maura Healey just dropped her biggest pack of lies yet. Her Department of Children and Families took custody of a girl from her parents because the parents are Catholic and didn't want the kid to succumb to the trans indoctrination that she was getting at Algonquin Regional High School. The school was secretly transitioning the kid, and th
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