My buddy said she was TOO COUNTRY for me. So my buddy started dating this cute little country girl. I did what any single buddy do and asked if she had any cute friends. He said, 'Yeah, she's got one, but she's too country for you.' I said, 'Come on, bud, let's go down to the creek right now. I'll eat a crawdad.' So he gave me her number. I set up
This is no place for a country mouse. It's too dangerous. When do we eat? I'm hungry. There's lots of food in the refrigerator, but you got to get by the pussy cat to get him. That's good. I get it. I'm hungry. Only the fastest mouse can make it, which is me. Not the slowest mouse, which is you. I'm hungry. Okay, I'll get it for you. Arriba, arriba
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