Never stop your enemy when they make mistake or so. What about that malfunctioning headlight? How do you like that? You guys are nutty. I've had it with you, punk. Gee, I just don't understand it. I always loved you guys on "Chips." What do you think you're doing, Halik? On their behalf, sir, may I say that this car was evil? Possessed of Satan, it
When you give your daughter a taste of her own medicine. Hey mom! I need my nails done and I need $25 more dollars and a little extra too because I need some gas and I'm leaving in like 3 minutes so. Is that really what I sound like? Mom used to embarrass me in front of my friends, let's see how she likes it. When your Sicilian mom asks you to get
I saw a duck trapped under the ice. I broke the ice with my foot. Poor guy. He was soaking wet. I dried him off with a hair dryer. He kept staring at me. I gave him some water. He looked much better. He was still shivering. He needed some glucose. His appetite returned. I named him Molly. We played in the water together. Molly is a strong boy. He a
I invited my husband's side chick over for the family BBQ to expose him. What do you get for? I'm gonna focus on... Go to the door. No, don't have time for it today. What was it? It's Jehovah Witness. A Jehovah Witness? Yeah. On Labor Day? Are you serious? We already know our Lord and Savior is coming home. Stop it. It's not a Jehovah Witness. Stop
Their body language tells you exactly who won this debate. You're a threat to democracy. I was on the Senate, I was on the House floor when we went through the votes. I remember when you objected to the results in Arizona. Now let me be clear. I don't know Congressman Allred. I have no animus for him personally, but I do know his voting record. His
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