When you buy a new gun.... is that a new gun? No, I've had it a while! I've never seen it before... I just don't get it out much. When did you buy it? Before Christmas...! Which Christmas!?
I was wondering what my husband was doing, so I paused Below Deck to find out. What are you doing? Hold on. Drew, what are you doing? Golden racket, Mario Tennis, baby. It's impossible with regular fingers. Fastest hands in the west. I don't know if that's what that tool was intended for. Well, it is now.
Ryder! Babe! Oh, babe, your sex is so sweet! Ryder is making... fixing my car. What an angel! I'm gonna give you some more of that tonight! Such a great husband. Babe! Hey babe! Hey, babe. Um, can you pay Tyrone? He's outside changing the oil in the car. The fuck is Tyrone? Oh! Oh, fuck!
Told my wife I think I'm getting sick. She said: You're not. We don't have time for that. So.. I guess I'm fine now. Man flu denied by wife. Case closed.
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