No, I'm not! Turn it back on! Hello? Uh... why's the Wi-Fi gone down? Sorry? The Wi-Fi? Okay... what about the Wi-Fi, mate? You turned it off, right? And, uh... I was playing Fortnite. So what? Well, you turned it off, right? And I was with my Fortnite girlfriend, yeah? Okay? And and now she's gone, and so's the Wi-Fi. Why were you using my Wi-Fi a
Everything's an emergency to my wife because she never had to deal with her own problems. Spoiled. Catered to her whole life. There's no cure for that. I was in Atlanta one time. She calls me one night, misses me in the hotel room, they catch me in the lobby and tell me I have an emergency phone call from home. I call her, she tells me my dog Slugg
SERIOUSLY DEMOCRATS ARE EXTREMELY RETARDED. They can't stop filming themselves wandering around the capitol. I'm at the Capitol visitor center looking for House Republicans. Any behind their desk? Nope. Hey Ted, how are you? I'm good. What are you doing? I'm filming where are the Republicans video. What are you up to? Oh, I'm looking for House Repu
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