Obama, Obama, we calling on you and Michelle. You and Michelle come and apologize to Chicago for doing this. You come and apologize to South Shore for moving all these people out, displacing all these people. Having J.B. Pritzker steal our property. Obama, before you come and cut that ribbon on this ugly building, come and apologize to South Side o
TRUMP DEPORTS DEMOCRATS. ALL OF THE DEMOCRATS ARE REPTILIANS. I GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE ALIENS AND THEY HAVE THE BEST INTEL IN THE GALAXY AND I TRUST THEM BECAUSE THEY REALLY LIKE ME. THEY LET ME KNOW THAT ALL OF THE DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS ARE REPTILIANS. SO THEY LOOK HUMAN BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY SHAPE SHIFTING. EVIL INTERGALACTIC ALIENS. AND IT'S
They don't make them like this anymore. Hello, Mr. Chapelle. Do you know what you'd like for your in-flight meal? What are you serving? Oh, we have fish or chicken. Ooh-Wee! I just heard the magic words—chicken! Go on, order you a big bucket, n*gga, and take a bite! You black motherf*cker! You don't want no fish! Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I just realized
Kid comes up with witty comeback to defend his father. Your wiener's the size of a tic-tac! That's why your mom's breath smells so good! Hey, hey, hey, come here.
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