Snapchat @elladime1. If it slips out, whose job is it to put it back in? Well, of course, it's mine because my lips become the hand, right? I want to use my two lips downtown to pick everything up and move everything around. So now it's a game for me. I'm not going to use my hand to put it back in. I'm going to do everything in my power to pick up
So I like to make a face when I get my driver's license photo taken. You're not allowed to in California. I know this because I called and I asked. And they said if you make a face, then they have to retake the photograph. If they have to do it three times, you don't get your license for the day. So I was really bummed. But then I came up with what
Aged like fine wine. It's the fourth time. They've taken the only bits of jewelry I had left. I'm sorry, Madam, but the honest truth is, there's very little chance of catching the person responsible. It's a sad fact that only 2% of burglaries are solved. But they left their fingerprints all over the wall. Oh, it won't help, Madam. They'll be long g
Your worst day as a plumber vs electrician. Oh, oh, oh, gross, oh my god, I need a hose. What the heck is that? Oh, oh my gosh, it's a child. Can you try flushing it again? Oh, oh my gosh, it's a child. I don't know, that doesn't quite smell like a gas leak to me.
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