Some people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man's made out of muscle and blood, muscle and blood and skin and bones, a mind that's weak and a back that's strong. You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store. I was born one morni
Blocks don't make a foundation strong. The way they are connected does. If you want a strong foundation, before you lay your first block, you need to square your structure. Measure corner to corner or use the 3-4-5 method. Start at your corner, build up your row. If this wall isn't straight and square, your sill might not line up. When you install
A woman has an affair while her husband is at work. One day, her nine-year-old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the closet. Suddenly, the husband arrives and the lover hides in the closet too, unaware the boy is already inside. The boy whispers, "Dark in here". The man replies, "Yes it is." Boy says, "I have a baseball." Man replies, "T
License and registration, sir. Yep. Do you know why I pulled you over? You're asking me? You're the cop? Hold on, let me use my mental telepathy. Let's see, let me try to read your mind here. No, no. Sorry man. Something's blocking my mental telepathy. It's probably that stupid mustache on your upper lip. Alright, funny man. I pulled you over for s
Does Being White and Christian Make You Privileged? You're white, you're privileged, you're Christian. How can you argue these things when you don't understand what an oppressed individual is going through? White privilege is a myth and a lie and should be completely destroyed. It's rooted in racism. It is a racist idea. Why don't they ever talk ab
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