SORRY IF MY PATRIOTISM OFFENDS YOU TRUST ME YOUR LACK OF SPINE OFFENDS ME MORE. I was born to piss you off and I do it damn well. Every goddamn song like a ride in hell and my voice makes a delicate eagle cough and bubble.
Funny jokes. Young man with his pants hanging half off his butt, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain. Walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, 'Hi, you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system. Getting some
Here's a list of new drink releases you should know about. Lots of stuff coming to stores as we approach fall, including some exciting releases from Pepsi, with a major one coming in 2027. First up, a moment of silence for the Walmart exclusive Mountain Dew Dragon Fruit, which is reportedly being discontinued at the start of 2027. And as heartbreak
FLASHBACK: Never forget the time Ronald Reagan said an alien threat from outside this world is the solution to bring humanity together | 1971: In our obsession with antagonisms of the moment, we often forget how much unites all the members of humanity. Perhaps we need some outside universal threat to make us recognize this common bound. I occasiona
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