The guy that I met was 6'8", 614 pounds. Uh-huh. Oh, hell no. And he was offended at my show. Not by anything that I said, but because of the fact that now at the shows, I started selling T-shirts. And apparently, I didn't have his size. Keep in mind, I go all the way up to 5X on the T-shirts. And he was like, 'You don't have my size.' I was like,
A woman reads a satirical children's book titled "Go F*ck Yourself Timmy". The story follows Timmy on an adventure to find a "sexy potato" for the Panda King. Along the way, his family, friends, a squirrel, a blind lion, a "lesbian heifer", and even the "sexy potato" itself repeatedly tell him "Go F*ck Yourself Timmy". He encounters ninjas, uses a
DUNBAR DRIVE IN. Hey, it's the Batmobile! Just look! I am looking! And isn't Robin too much? We're looking for someone who might have been working here. Thelma Timepiece. Oh, yes, Thelma. Sorry, Batman, you can't win them all. She quit last week. I think she went back to her hometown in the Midwest. But I'd be glad to take your order. I am a little
Rest In Peace Chuck Norris. Push the blaster down and the alien concurred. He's walking on the frozen snow. Tie the legs in knots and he watched it go. The force is strong with this one. The force is scared of this one. A galaxy far, far away. He brings the pain and the light of day. No saber, no blaster. He's the only master. The dark side runs aw
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