This guy made the dumbest mistake of his life, because when he decided to steal a car with tinted windows, he didn't realize that it was an unmarked police car with two cops inside. What an idiot. He can't escape. Excuse me, sir. Hey, help. Oh, did he faint? He was charged with attempted Grand Theft Auto and went
I called a radio talk show. I gave them the solution to the crisis in the Middle East. Giving the Palestinians Greenland? You heard it? I didn't know that was you. You were great! Giving the Palestinians Greenland? It's a big place. Nobody uses it. You would take a desert people and put them in the ice and snow?
When China says they're going to do something in space, they do it. We didn't invite them to the space station, citing human rights violations. Will you allow me one conspiracy theory? We get one. We have people who wanted to go back in space, but we needed an adversary. And we knew China's economy was growing, that if we don't invite them on the
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